Post by Monica Padilla on Oct 8, 2015 23:41:33 GMT
~ Episode Three ~
So today was my day off. I could have done a lot of things. For instance, finally finishing that second video for Pure 4, or mowing the jungle that is my backyard, or contributing to society in a meaningful way. But hey, I'm already voted out of Pure 4, the back yard should be the basement tenants' responsibility anyway, and society has gotten along just fine without me so far. Instead, I decided that I felt like baking. I don't like doing it when my wife is in the house, because she's always like, "Rob, that's on fire," or "Rob, I know that the brown sugar is kind of clumpy but don't take it outside and start hitting it with a sledgehammer."
And that's how today became the day of failcake.
12:03 PM
guys I'm baking a cake
12:03 PM
i need cake baking music
12:03 PM
Rodney Lavoie
Wu Tang?
12:04 PM
Natalie Tenerelli
No one listens to wu tang
12:06 PM
i'm probably gonna watch sealab
12:06 PM
it's just the failcake anyway
12:06 PM
I'm really bad at baking so i always bake two cakes
12:06 PM
the first is the failcake so I can get everything wrong and throw it away and then the second cake comes out perfect
12:06 PM
on a ttly unrelated note I feel real sorry for my first child
12:07 PM
Rodney Lavoie
What's the worst kind of cake?
12:07 PM
Rodney Lavoie
A stomachake!
12:07 PM
Ami Cusack
I just ate a piece of cake!
12:07 PM
Rodney Lavoie
Happy birthday!
*cake sinks in on itself and oozes green slime*
12:08 PM
its not even a birthday
12:08 PM
i just woke up today and was like
12:08 PM
I WANT CHOCOLATE ICING
12:08 PM
Ami Cusack
lmaooooo
12:08 PM
Ami Cusack
story of my life tbh
12:09 PM
but you can't eat just chocolate icing or youre a sad person
12:09 PM
so I had to make a cake to put the icing on
12:50 PM
spookybankston
So how is everyone? lool
12:50 PM
i'm baking failcake
12:53 PM
spookybankston
Having success with that failcake?
12:54 PM
well
12:54 PM
I cooked it for 8 minutes less than the directions said
12:54 PM
but the toothpick came out clean
12:54 PM
so i might give myself samonella or something
12:54 PM
so yeah it's a pretty successful fialcake
12:58 PM
spookybankston
Sounds like it lol
1:02 PM
well guys
1:02 PM
the cake broke when i took it out of the pan
1:02 PM
like it broke like glass
1:02 PM
I didnt even know cake could do that
1:02 PM
spookybankston
That must have been dissapointing to see your hopes for the cake literally shatter before your very eyes
1:03 PM
spookybankston
Eat it like pasta
1:03 PM
so I tried putting the icing on it
1:03 PM
but the icing doesn't stick to the cake
1:03 PM
it just clumps on the top
1:03 PM
and you cant spread it
1:03 PM
spookybankston
Wait, is this before or after glass break-cake. 'cause I'm laughing at the mental image of you desperately applying icing to the mess in hopes that it'll fix everything LOL
1:04 PM
Its totally after
1:04 PM
spookybankston
LOL.
1:10 PM
1:11 PM
Rodney Lavoie
You didn't even try...
1:11 PM
spookybankston
What's the chunk of purple?
1:11 PM
the icing
1:11 PM
spookybankston
Heh heh
1:11 PM
Rodney Lavoie
Was gonna spread it but fuck it?
1:11 PM
Ami Cusack
LMAO
1:12 PM
IT DOESNT SPREAD
1:12 PM
it doesnt stick to the cake
1:12 PM
Ami Cusack
i am DYING at work omg
1:12 PM
it just rolls off
1:12 PM
Rodney Lavoie
So just eating the icing in chunks
1:12 PM
well no mostly just staring at the cake and crying a lil bit
1:12 PM
Rodney Lavoie
Kind of defeats the purpose of the cake that you made solely for an excuse to eat icing
1:12 PM
Rodney Lavoie
The cake is obsolete
1:13 PM
the cake is a lie
1:13 PM
Rodney Lavoie
It actually looks good
1:14 PM
Rodney Lavoie
With the colorful flakes
1:14 PM
Rodney Lavoie
Mail me some
1:14 PM
imfeelinrusty
Lol did you shit on top of the cake
1:15 PM
ITS ICING
1:16 PM
imfeelinrusty
Why would you turn shit into ice and put it on top of a cake
1:17 PM
Rodney Lavoie
I'm no pastry chef but aren't you supposed to have the icing not be a frozen block before application?
1:18 PM
Its not frozen
1:18 PM
its a whip cream recipe I got frm trisha yearwood on the internet
1:18 PM
Rodney Lavoie
Now I know why I never trusted her
1:19 PM
that woman probably has never baked cupcakes in her life
1:19 PM
spookybankston
At this point, it looks more like you've made a loaf of coarse bread
1:19 PM
Rodney Lavoie
I'm probably in the minority but other than presentation I think it looks pretty good
1:19 PM
spookybankston
I would eat it
1:20 PM
Rodney Lavoie
6/10 would eat
1:20 PM
spookybankston
^
1:20 PM
imfeelinrusty
Hell, I'd probably eat it to. 6.5/11
1:21 PM
spookybankston
69/100 - would reluctantly eat
1:22 PM
Rodney Lavoie
6/10 would stuff in VCR